Top 10 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work:

10. "That's weird..."

9. "It's never done that before."

8. "It worked yesterday."

7. "It must be a hardware problem."

6. "1 haven't touched that module in weeks!"

5. "You must have the wrong version."

4. "Somebody must have changed my code."

3. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

2. "You can't use that version on your system."

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

1. "I thought I fixed that."